Are you going to a party and need to "bring a bottle"? Why not add a bit of fun to the revelry by taking a bottle of Cabinet Shitaz wine!! "Late Bottled (last night). A good nose would not be helpful here as there is a rich, fruity small of shitty old pants." It really is a hearty (and farty) red.
Simply soak off the regular bottle label, peel off the self-adhesive labels and place one on the bottle and one on the bag. Pack contains 2 sticky labels and a bottle gift bag. (Bottle of wine not included!)