Are you Sick of people slapping your head? Why not try our Grow Your Own Head of Hair! Simply place in water and within 2 hours it will start to grow reaching up to 600% its original size. Why spend loads of money on an expensive toupee when everyone will know anyway?
Once removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size, so it can be grown again and again!!
Coaster - You Big Knob Jockey
